we're blogging at a bar
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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