ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
