IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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