Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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