I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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