Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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