I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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