I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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