I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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