fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you win again, gameday.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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