She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
im holly from the hills drunk
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
