Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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