census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
3 2 1 whiskey
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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