You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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