I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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