I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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