tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I met the friendliest cop last night
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
