i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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