the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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