I want to stick my p in your. b.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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