Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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