I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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