How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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