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You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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