suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
we're making bets on your personal life
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
