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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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