david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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