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what?
penguin condom
My cat gives me a boner
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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