My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I need moral support for this bender
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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