Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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