Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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