some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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