Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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