I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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