when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Porn is love you can see.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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