you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
this must be what syphilis tastes like
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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