his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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