Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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