she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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