Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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