How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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