how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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