how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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