Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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