Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist