Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!