i already hear my dad disowning me
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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