I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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