i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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