if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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