I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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