I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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