So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
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Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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