guys are not supposed to queef...right?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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