Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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