apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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