i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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