Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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